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You know I have a saying. You know your a true believer because you can laugh at yourself. XD
So I decided to take things into my own hands. (watch out for political cartoonists, we do things like this. mwa haw haw haw haw)
Mostly cause I'm pagan...and I live less than 2 miles from BYU
So seeing great mormon jokes like this just brightens my day.
They really need to learn to laugh at themselves...sheesh!
In that cheezy movie "Singles Ward" when he started cracking Mormon jokes I was laughing my head off but his stupid g-friend gets all offended, I was like Oh my gosh lady! Jeez. The thing I find hard to come by aren't Mormon jokes but ones that are actually funny so I decided to fill the void.
Oh speaking of hilarious, here is a story you will love:
A guy who was in my former ward does repair stuff and he had to do a repair in the Jordan River Temple and they just had him come in with his work clothes and temple recommend. ON his way out he was waiting for the elevator and a couple of elderly temple worker ladies in their white clothes were standing nearby looking at him curiously. Then he says,
"So you guyz are Momrons Right?"
You can imagine the looks on their faces XD Of course he let them off the hook but he sure got a good laugh XD LOL!
Sad thing is that a harvard study says Utahns have more online porn subscriptions per capita than any other state.
I blame it on sending off hormone ridden 19yr olds on missions to live by strict standards for a couple of years only to come home and STILL have to live dry only they're no longer under the watchful eye of 'big brother' if ya know what I mean. There are so many RM's that I know of that snagged up the first coed from BYU they can grab, marry her asap and start breeding like rabbits.
Its kinda sad in an actual sad way that they're so repressed.
As far as snatch and breed....SO SO true!