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Infested Garden 
There’s nothing quite as annoying as going away for a little while and coming back to find your garden infested with pests. And not just any kind of pest; great big smart ones.
 
Where did these boogers come from anyway? My chief of staff wondered if they had come from a neighboring garden but after inquiry none of the neighbors had encountered them before. We suspected they evolved from some other familiar species but the only candidate proved to be incompatible so that remained a mystery.
 
I got with my staff and we reviewed our options:
Pesticides.
Hemisphere rotation.
Destroying the garden and starting from scratch.
All options we came up with were expensive and would damage our garden.
 
We decided to sit and observe them and see what the nature of them was. It didn’t take long to see a possible solution. My chief of staff comes to me and reports that more often than not the pests mate for life and in some cases they choose less than two mates. H

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This is based on actual events from my Dad's mission, he was the one laughing. Although I bet the women didn't dress like this back in his day even in France....well, Maybe in France.

This was dug up from ancient files back in the dark days of MS Paint.
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:iconearthsongfairy:
~Earthsongfairy Oct 25, 2010  Student Writer
That actually happened? :rofl: So who's the guy that doing the staring?
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*warrioronlydude Oct 25, 2010  Student General Artist
My dad was the one laughing.
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:iconsatine-davinne:
~Satine-Davinne Aug 12, 2010   Writer
Niiiiiiiiiice! :rofl:
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:iconjester-of-the-clown:
~Jester-of-the-Clown Aug 1, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Two words: No Ass.
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*warrioronlydude Aug 1, 2010  Student General Artist
...B|
you're right, but I didn't have one either when I drew her so it is a bit out of date as far as that goes.
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~Jester-of-the-Clown Aug 2, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Mm. Make some erference sketches in future, alright?
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*warrioronlydude Aug 2, 2010  Student General Artist
B\ 8/
*rolls eyes*
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~Jester-of-the-Clown Aug 2, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:B
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:iconlonewolflover:
~LoneWolfLover Jul 30, 2010
... He ran into a post because he was staring at a girl? CLASSIC. :laughing:
Then again, if it was your dad that was telling the story, I'd place some decent bets that it was really HIM that was staring! :giggle:
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*warrioronlydude Jul 31, 2010  Student General Artist
Naw, it wasn't, he was like, the wise leader type...that was the mastermind sometimes.
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