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Thoughtless Wanderer

I can’t remember how I got here or why I am here. I just know that after forever the blinding pain made me dull and senseless. I was blind and frozen, and had long stopped feeling inside. The only thing I was aware of was the slimy ground beneath my feet and the low gravity. I could float but at the same time I felt like I was being crushed. By some mercy the human mind was programmed with defense mechanisms against itself. If the mind was bombarded with too much trauma the brain would shut off. But after a while I couldn’t remain asleep and so the only comprehension I had was the fact that I could move my legs. So I walked foreve

Infested Garden
There’s nothing quite as annoying as going away for a little while and coming back to find your garden infested with pests. And not just any kind of pest; great big smart ones.

Where did these boogers come from anyway? My chief of staff wondered if they had come from a neighboring garden but after inquiry none of the neighbors had encountered them before. We suspected they evolved from some other familiar species but the only candidate proved to be incompatible so that remained a mystery.

I got with my staff and we reviewed our options:
Pesticides.
Hemisphere rotation.
Destroying the garden and starting from scratch.
All options we came up with were expensive and would damage our garden.

We decided to sit and observe them and see what the nature of them was. It didn’t take long to see a possible solution. My chief of staff comes to me and reports that more often than not the pests mate for life and in some cases they choose less than two mates. H

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2009 Pirate Christmas Specialby *warrioronlydude

Fan Art / Cartoons & Comics / Digital / Movies & TV

LATENESS!
Jones knows the key to getting into any Pirate Party: RUM

EDIT:
HOLY SMOKES! I can't believe no one spotted the purple shovel of DOOM! That and saw that Jack gave Barbossa Jones' panties!!! XC ewe* but yeah, I thought somebody would have recognized that shovel.
But I employed a new coloring technique and it turned out very clean....not to mention the back grounds that took me 8 hours a piece.
TAH DAH! Merry Christmas YA'll!
This is my x-mas gift to all my faithful watchers and commenters and all-a-that stuff.
Enjoy.